Thursday, February 19, 2009

Movie Madness

1. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

Can I stump any of you??????

1) Oooooh candycorn! Here, let me help you to finish it.

2) Oh if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT I wouldn't tell that varmit.

3) Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

4) L: How's your leg?
J: Hurts a little.
L: Your stomach?
J: Empty as a football.
L: And your love life?
J: Not too active.
L: Anything else bothering you?
J: Uh-huh, who are you?

5) A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

6) Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.

7) Aim careful, and look the devil in the eye.

8) A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.

/) Y: Are you talking to that squirrel?
K: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
K: Please continue.
Y: Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
K: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
Y: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
K: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you.
Y: Well, then *you* ask him.
K: [sigh] Hate being in the middle.
K:Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'.

10) KA:Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
BK: Yes I have.
KA: *Look*!
BK: It's just a flesh wound.


12) In the end its all nice.

13) What we do in life echos in eternity.

14) GH: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
GF: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.
GH: Oh, and they are so PERKY.
S: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

15) We're going streaking

16) Alright, we have a piper who's down. It's alright, he's just pissed. We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down!

1 comment:

Danny said...

i got two of them.