Thursday, June 23, 2011

MY DOG IS LIKE A DINOSUAR

Sometimes I think our little Welsh Corgi, Ms. Lucy Stinklebutt could possibly be related to the scariest of scary dinosaurs, the T-Rex.

1. Did you know the Tyrannosaurus Rex had an incredibly powerful bite?
     Lucious ( pronounced Lew-shush) herself also has a very powerful bite. This bite is never used for pain. Rather, it is used to attack mommy when mommy's hands are attacking Lucy and tickling her. She hates being tickled. This bite is used to hold on to her toys so tightly mommy has trouble getting them back. For example,



2. Did you know the Tyrannosaurus Rex had bad breath?
     Lucy also has bad breath. This is from a combination of a few things that I shall name: deer poop, cat poop, bird poop, sticks, bones, grass, food from the floor, tampons...shall I go on?

3.The T-Rex had a very keen sense of smell
     With a snout like Lucious's, nothing is missed. She can smell a graham cracker crumb the second it hits the floor. From two rooms away. Observe the impressiveness of her snout:


4. The T-Rex was fast
     So too, is Lucy. She looks like a little bunny rabbit (with a much bigger backside) as she races after birds and squirrels or when playing in the yard. She's like this furry black blur. As proof:

I kid, I kid.

5. The T-Rex had short arms.
     My dog can barely get her little legs up to her tongue. But it is SO funny.





SERIOUSLY MOM. THIS IS THE BEST YOU COULD DO?

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