Monday, August 22, 2011

JUST YOU WAIT 'ENRY 'IGGINS

There are some moments in life, when I realize I kind of need to...you know...get a life.
Take today for instance. I caught myself singing to the Corgi. For a whole ten minutes I created a theme song titled "Lucy" about how she chases squirrels to no end/to those varmints she is not a friend.
Then I imagined what it would be like if Lucy could talk...
Sometimes I think she sounds like Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle BEFORE Henry Higgins has the speech breakthrough.
For reference:


While other times I imagine her talking in a breathy Marilyn Monroe voice with circus theme music playing in the background.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
I'm going to the gym.
Then I might call someone to try and have a real conversation that doesn't involve my dog.

Say it with me now, "Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyuh"

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