I've got three good ones for you today. This kid is a hoot! If you can believe it, all three of these were said yesterday.
Caderyn is playing and I'm picking up stuff around the house.
Caderyn: Mommy, what are you doing?
Me: Just hanging out, being cool.
Caderyn: You're being cruel?
Me: Yes, very cruel.
Caderyn: What? (and then he runs away to play with trains)
A dinnertime conversation
Caderyn: When I was born you were at home and I was born with my Daddy at the hospital.
Me: Oh really? Are you sure about that? (He confirms this story again)
So I quickly text the above Caderyn line to Jeff and ask: So tell me. How was that for you?
Jeff texts back: Painful, but beautiful at the same time.
In the tub
Me: Caderyn don't splash so much or you'll lose all of the water in your tub.
Caderyn: I'M EXERCISING!