I'm a day late on this. Whoops. I usually do these on Monday.
I've mentioned on here a couple times that Caderyn is the s-l-o-w-e-s-t little boy on the entire planet at getting ready in the morning. He takes five minutes just to put on socks.
Last week, I was perpetually late for work because I had to keep helping him get ready, keep him on task. Here is a conversation that took place last Thursday.
Me: Caderyn Mommy is late for work. Get dressed now.
Caderyn: Don't say it.
Me: Don't say what?
Caderyn: Don't say what I know you are going to say.
Me: What am I going to say?
Caderyn: That I'm a slow ho.
Me: A what?
Caderyn: A slow ho. I'm taking too long.
Me: (Trying not to laugh) A slowpoke?
Caderyn: NO! A slow ho.
Oh man I laughed about that one for a couple of days.