Wednesday, September 24, 2014
I think bed skirts are the biggest waste of fabric. EVER. Plus they annoy the hell out of me by always getting tucked into the sheets when I try to make the bed.
I'm a perpetual rule follower.
Um hello Jennifer Lopez's new song "Booty" is quickly climbing up the charts of my favorite songs. It's hilarious.
I'm refuse to buy or let my children wear any article of clothing with a skull on it. Unless its around Halloween and the skull is doing something silly. I'm really picky about what they wear.
I'm still pretty much a big fan of wearing workout clothes on a regular basis, but now I really like wearing dresses. What the?
I have always, and probably will forever struggle in high heels. I just feel like I schlump around with my great big body.
I spent a large amount of money (large for me) on an eye brow pencil that is supposed to be universal and matches to any color on its own--pretty fancy shizz, huh? For the better part of a week I've been trying to go out of my makeup comfort zone and use it 2-3 times a week when I actually put on makeup, but I haven't noticed a difference. Well then I looked what I'd bought up online and found out it was a universal lip liner pencil...so...yeah. They gave me the wrong product and because I'm so oblivious to make up, I didn't even check or question it. I thought it made my eyebrows look waxy.
I always put my creamer for coffee in my cup first and then pour or Keurig the coffee in. It mixes it automatically!
I get nervous when I read the news these days and usually end up having a nightmare if I read a story in detail. I've had some freeeeaky dreams.
I used to go all crazy for designer purses and now I need a new one and I'm having trouble spending more than $20. I mean seriously, I can't justify spending $200 on a purse, I mean yes, it is suuuuuuuper cute and its a Kate Spade, but $200 could put me closer to owning a home or buy me a plane ticket.
In no particular order, here are the places I love to shop because I usually find most of my clothes there. Banana Republic, H & M, The Loft, Ann Taylor, The Limited, The Rack, Old Navy, TJ Maxx. I don't usually get a ton of clothes from Target, they are really hit or miss with me, but I do have a few shirts and some dresses from there.
People watching in a mall is one of my most favorite things to do.
I want to go to Disneyland for my 30th birthday. I also want a HUGE party with all the people I love.
I love getting snail mail.
I love throwing parties.
Facebook and the type of stuff some people post just fascinate me. It's like watching a train wreck sometimes, but you can't look away even though you know its going to be horrific. And it usually is. I have backed WAY off on my posting just out of sheer media exhaustion, but I like putting my posts up so family and friends can see what we're up to.
I'm in dire need of a girls night out...just saying.
I love watching old movies and making fun of them. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a fave of mine!
Following with that, sometimes I get into the bad habit of commenting during movies. Not in the theater, but at home.
I've been perfecting the "Robot" dance move for years.
Two nights ago I put the baby monitor in the bathroom while Caderyn was in the tub. This was the portion of the monitor that I keep in my room to hear what's going on. Then I snuck into the boys room and in my scariest voice said, "Caderyn I see you." Then I went back into the tub like nothing happened and Caderyn said, "I think Robot Mommy is broken."
I can wiggle my nostrils.
And there you have it!